Wednesday, December 4, 2013

"The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis" (Part 3)

     Now in the episode the gang, while trying to prematurely kick a family out of their house to sell it, is at a legal halt and is looking to other means to flip the house.  Dee, while unaware of the results of her actions, is beginning to lose the trust of the couple she wishes to be a surrogate mother for.
     While trying to find a way around the lawyer protecting the family, Dennis and Mac come up with the idea to start their own reality group and sell the house themselves under the nose of the lawyer.  "Lets do, like, a good cop bad cop scenario.  You be the sour to my sweet."  (Dennis)  "The honey to my vinegar?"  (Mac)  "That's it dude!  Vic Vinegar and Hugh Honey Reality!"  (Dennis)  The two of them quickly put this plan to action by purchasing matching blazers and placing an ad spot of their new reality group over top of the existing real estate sign in the front of the house.  They then invite a new couple to come visit the house to sell it as fast as possible, all while being in complete character of Vic Vinegar and Hugh Honey.
     When the new couple arrives, unaware of the ongoing legal situation involving the house, Dennis greets them at the door almost too nicely.  He even goes as far as leaving an awkwardly long kiss on the hand of the woman.  While Dennis is laying down the "honey" Mac is standing silently behind everyone with a menacing look on his face letting the "vinegar" boil inside of him.  This charade goes on for a bit until Dennis asks the couple if they think they could see themselves living in this house.  The husband, off put by the actions of the Vic and Hugh, questions the size of the house and seems to not sound interested.  That puts Mac over the top.  He jumps in the face of the husband and starts screaming at him to consider the needs of his wife and even insinuates that he will take his wife upstairs and have sex with her right now.  The couple, now completely uncomfortable, stands silently as Mac berates the man and repeatedly yells, "ARE YOU GOING TO BUY THIS HOUSE?!"  Finally the woman breaks down and agrees to buy the house as they are running away.  Mac and Dennis see this as a huge victory.

http://i.imgur.com/HFweKKD.jpg  (Hugh laying on the honey as Vic lets the vinegar boil)

http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/G_L/Iq_Iz/Its_Always_Sunny_InPhiladelphia/season5/sunny-philadelphia52.jpg  (Vic getting in the face of the potential home buyer)

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