"The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis" (Part 2)

     At this point in the episode Frank and the gang (minus Dee) are aggressively looking to flip a house that the previous owners are still inhabiting and Dee is off on her own plan of becoming a surrogate mother.

     We are reunited with the gang as they have made their way back to the newly purchased house, deed in hand.  When they go to put the key in the door they realize the previous owners have changed the locks to keep them out.  Unphased by this minor setback, Charlie pulls out a battering ram and begins to swing it back and forth to gain momentum as Dennis and Mac help.  Just as they are about to smash into the door it is opened and they are met by a lawyer.  The lawyer, whom in previous episodes has had nothing but bad encounters with the gang, tells them that as soon as he heard someone in the community had a problem with them he took on the case free of charge.  He then informs the gang that the family has 60 days to vacate the house and until then there was nothing that the gang could do to them.  Without skipping a beat Charlie enters his law expertise into the conversation.  (Long time fans of series will know that Charlie, while semi-illiterate, still thinks of himself as a "man of the law")  "He's making a few good points.  Look buddy, I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings, uh, I'm well educated, well versed.  I know that situations like this, real estate wise, are complex."  (Charlie)  "Actually, they're pretty simple.  The forms are all standard boilerplate." (Lawyer)  Charlie, mentally and verbally outmatched, opts out of the real estate conversation to "go tit for tat on bird law."  When that fails he then smashes out of the front door and runs away, leaving the rest of the gang to follow.

     Dee, now staying at the house of the potential couple she will be a surrogate for, is diving into the couple's pool and drinking pina coladas.  When asked why she was drinking and swimming, two actions that are apparent red flags to the couple, she seems to be oblivious to their concern and even orders them to make her another drink as she was "killing them all day."

http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111102010421/itsalwayssunny/images/9/9e/Stunt.jpg  (Dee diving in the couple's pool)